Misheard Lyrics is a book about friendship, religion, messiahs, and the nature of the universe. It’s been in process since, like forever. I am actively working on it and welcome comments. I’ll be publishing new chapters as they are finished. Right now I have the first 10 ready and will post one chapter a week. That may give me time to finish chapter 11, and more.
Be sure to read the disclaimer at the beginning of the first chapter.
1. Fleas naughty dog/There’s fleas on your dad
2. O Come All Ye Fawfoo
3. Baby you’re a rich fat, baby you’re a rich fat, baby you’re a rich fat Jew!
4. Screw that lady
5. Clown fried slimmin’ in breath, death unseen / The water was dusted but we licked her up clean
6. I believe in the rapture, below the waist
7. She’s got everything she needs, she’s an artist, she don’t look bad
